LOTRROCKS2007 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bloody luxury. WAll 2'784.772 of us 'ad to get up at 12:00 2 hours before we went to bed, work in the coal mines for 360 hours, come back to the tiny bit of dog spit in the puddle, clean the place with our nails, pluck our eyelashes out to clean the saliva with, die 3 times, fight for Germany in both World Wars (and lose, obviously), die 4 more times, and go on all the morning talk shows every day (that was the worst part).

yourheadacheishere (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

you were all lucky. i had to live in a river, then wash it after having slept in it. we, all 1 of me worked in an abandoned factory and only got paid when i smelled bad enough for the neighbors to notice. Everyday id drink whatever i could squeeze out of an elephants dung, then eat the rest for dinner... u lucky bastards had it all

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That's all? I had to fight off Nazis, Communists, Confederates, Genghis Khan and his mongol Hordes, the Roman Army, the Chinese Empire, The Russian empire, hungry bears, piranhas, mad cows and earthworms with a WW1 rifle and 10 bullets.

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

(continued) And we were living in a coal mine, do you know how badly maintained those things are?

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

those were my happy years. later the whole family, 418 of us left moved to china, worked 100 hours a day for 1 yuan every century, work in badly maintained factories during winter wearing a sheet of paper making fur coats to export to America, eat a handful of snow washed down with melted snow and when we got home, Dad will practice his shooting by sniping every one of us using his 1861 musket. p.s.: i'm sorry if i offended anyone with the china part.

ChasingSarahRedux (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Wretched excess. I used to live on the jagged end of a broken beer bottle, get up and drink backwashed piss, work at the mill for a ha'penny every ten years, and when I got home my mum used to throw me in a pit of nymphomaniac spiders, if I was lucky!

ORCA4312 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

You had a DAD? You're lucky...

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Luxury. I used to live in a cube of ice, all 685 of us, wake up at midnight every morning, eat a bowl of grass washed down with dirt, work at the lead factory for a pound every year for 20 hours a day, get poisoned with lead and when we got home, dad will blow us to pieces with cluster bombs IF WE WERE LUCKY.

asztaka (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

:))) just brilliant

pinkfakecheez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Good effort. :D