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BeamerDreamer93 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
they forgot when chuck norris gets in a knife fight the knife looses
enjoydeathlight (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
chuck noris has to sleep every night with the light on./ot because chuck norris is scared of the dar
the dark is scared of chuck norris
dummshapeshifter (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
More epic failure
Uneable1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
double epic fail
dummshapeshifter (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Epic fail
jamieleng (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
There was a fear that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) could create mini Chuck Norris's.
Chuck Norris' jock strap was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase.
A Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick can create a tornado on the other side of the planet.
ashley92wales (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
when chuck norris punches you he hits your sole
fester1615 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
darkstar8686 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
fail
serviumkaos (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Once someone tried to download a Chuck Norris song thro emule, when he opened it a roundhouse kick hit his face. Don't mess with Chuck Norris... |
